*tour guide voice* Ladies and gentlemen, if you’ll look at your dash, you’ll be able to see, in real time, an entire fandom self destructing.
someone please take me on a date because i have tons of fancy dresses that i can’t just wear for average daytime activities
Me: *Doesn't party*
Me: *Doesn't drink*
Me: *Doesn't sleep around*
Me: *Doesn't get knocked up*
Me: *Stays up past 1 AM; Maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something*
Parents: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU'RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY.
